feminism card declined revamp

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so i was listening to chase atlantic while driving home from work today and i started thinking about how i need to redo my playlist to include other songs / fix the order. and THEN i started thinking about how i would categorise each song / review them. so this is that.

The categories are:

• accent strongness
• incomprehensible lyrics
• saxophone solo
• christian’s verse rating
• night drive or summer day song
• and my favourite lyric

please feel free to listen along while reading so you can fully understand the brain worms.

Also this is all just absolute nonsense and pretty much just me lyricposting and being hype in my room LOL there will probably be a TLDR top 10 ranking at the end

tw: lyrics are about drug abuse mento illness overall toxicness etc etc

Dalliance - 2014 - NOT IN PLAYLIST

Chase Atlantic with the sound theyre known for now pretty much didnt start until about ~2015~ because they were on aus xfactor as What About Tonight. This first album is giving 5SOS so badly especially Anchor tattoo lmfao like i never listen to this album, flop etc. I think it might just be giving 5SOS bc theyre an australian boy band LOL but still. skip.

0/10

Nostalgia - 2015 - START PLAYLIST

This album is also giving 2010s australian boy band...BUT it has the slappa FRIENDS. Verryyyy popular on tumblr edits . the other songs are snoozefest but friends is has lyric Screamability, night drive vibes. SADLY no Christian verse...but you can tell this is where they sort of find their sound.

Favourite lyric: AND WHAT THE HELL WERE WE...TELL ME WE WERENT JUST FRIENDS THIS DOESNT MAKE MUCH SENSEEEE

Overall rating: album 2/10 Friends 6/10

Paradise - 2016

THIS IS THE START OF CHASE ATLANTIC FOR REAL. Slow down features on this and it is top 10 songs for fucking real. ITS SOOOO theatrical im going nuts. STRONG ACCENT i specifically remember Eva tweeting about the line Waste a little money on some blow. and its so funny . im about to show you babay slaur doawn.

Im also a fake fan bc i didnt hear this until i saw someone tweet about rafe cameron to this last year and now i cant not associate it with him.

no christian verse and no saxophone but its soo night drive speakers blasting screaming.

Moonlight is also good and i think it has the first ever christian verse but its not as much of a slappa.

Favourite lyric: I'm burning up yeah all I see is red SHE SAID FUCK ME LIKE IM FAMOUS I SAID OKAYYYYY

Overall rating: album 3/10 SLOW DOWN 10/10

Part One - 2017

my personal start with chase atlantic was this song I used to drive home from my friends house at like 2am and fucking scream RIGHT HERE. CHRISTIANS VERSE........im gona throw up everywhere from screaming and crying at "One draw at a time yeah One more you'll be fine, yeah" Nut bust.  the saxophone the night drive vibes the fucking everything i LOVE this song. the accent is strong too very fun to sing.

Favourite lyric: It's happening again Well, I don't give a fuck about your friends I'm right here, here

INTO IT is another good songggggg. night drive vibes, saxophone solo, a christian verse that makes me wanna bash my head in. "PULL UP AND IM HIGHER THAN THE BIG TREES YEAH SHE DONT REALLY LIKE IT BUT SHE NEEDS ME YEAHHHH. that has me screaming in my car every time. Also has incomprehensible lyrics.

favourite lyric: ive been catching planes for the fun of it [...] the weathers only sunny when im under it and i havent really changed yeah im just confident

I'm literally about to say the same thing about Church. i go fucking crazyyyyyyyyy every single lyric of this song goes INSANE. another theatrical dramatic tune like slow down. i feel like im going deaf listening to this rn. also the way he says Baptise in your thighs is so funny its like hes got a lisp.

favourite lyric: AND ILL KEEP LEADINGGGG YOU ONNNNNN IF YOU KEEP LEADING ME INTOOOO YOUR ROOM

first 10/10 whole ep all 3 songs are fucking amazing cunt

Part Two - 2017 

Triggered is literally the most toxic song ive ever fucking heard. Literally about being so jealous you attempt to kill?attack? your ex girl after stalking her but alas... BANGEERRRRRRR. Another sax tune and ANOTHER ICONIC christian verse ive gotta put the whole thing:

"I've been outside for a long damn time
And I figured how this might go down
All these late nights, I could tell that you're inside
You forgot to turn your lights all out
Kicking in the door, while you're crying on the floor
Go ahead and put the phone right down
Who you tryna' call, it's a quarter past four
Can't nobody hear you scream right now"

Banger.

Cassie is a good songgggg obvs not my favourite on this ep LOL but still saur good. strong accent on the Cassies been Waiiiiting too laurng etc etc. saxophone solo AGAIN.

Why Stop Now is another recent favourite too i love it (tear emoji)... accent strong as fuck, night drive vibes. very chill compared to the last few ones. beautiful sax soloooo truly vibes on vibes. i love the hook and the prechoruss so badly i cant pick a lyric.. maybe "I'm caught up in my self-loathe, Mitchel where's your cell phone? Write this down. I'm geeking off these pills though She can't even tell saur why stop now"

Overall rating: 8/10

Part Three - 2017

Ok i basically never listen to this ep bc even tho the other parts are also on the self titled this ep is like irrelevant so its just gonna be mentioned in the next one LOL.

Self Titled - 2017

The Walls is a certified banger HEAVY on the accent, dramatic etc etc. Okay now im getting to the point where i dont know how much more i can even say bc every song after this is a repackage of the song before it SMH. its ok tho cuz they all bang. How am i only at the self titled this is taking FOREVERRR okay. its fine.

SWIM is so good as well maybe in my top 10. suchhh strong aussie accent its so funny. dramatic ass chorussss love it. I also love how mitchell like speeds up when saying "Pop a couple pills in the daytime" saur good.

Ozone is chillllllll not my fave i hardly listen to it but its nice to hear it sometimes randomly. I dont think ill ever get sobberrr (tears)

OKAY is good too...ok like its kind of mid compared to their other songs but i still listen to it all the time LMAO "Okay, okay, dirty habits well you dont say you dont say i got dirty in my own veins Cobain"

23 (tear emoji) baby's only 23....dancing under lights since she was 17 :( .... accent is so hard on the Knaurs fr . this is a nice chill song too i do like it

Overall rating: 7/10

Numb to the feeling - 2018

This is a single and its not on any album but SO GOOD i have to mention it. I need you to shaur me love cuz im getting numb to the feeling i need you to ride me harder when we fuck cuz im getting numb to the feeling !!!!!!!!! IM GETTING NUMB TO THE FEEELING YAAHHH ok im good.

7/10

Tidal Wave - 2018

Ok wait ive literally never heard this song LMFAO its okay tho it can stay in the playlist.

5/10

DON'T TRY THIS - 2019


RENT WAS FUCKING DUEEEEE etc etc no money no bitches no nothing they had one chance and they ATE. THIS ALBUM IS SO GOOD CUNT gives me summer gives me fucking everything.

What you call that has so many good verses its literally one of the ones that i tweet about all the time. especially CHRISTIANS. Except i will literally never forget when my irl posted this song on her instagram story and said This is the worst song ive ever heard. LMFAOOOO but its so good.

Favourite lyric: I KNOW THAT YOUR BROTHER WANTS TO FIGHT ME HIGH KEY GUCCI KNUCKLES SO I HIT HIM LIGHTLY IF YOU WANNA TALK DO IT NICELY OR DONT CALL BACK TELL ME WHAT YOU CALL THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the lyrics are also slightly incomprehensible they really need to pronounce shit properly.

YOU TOO is a song i dont really listen to but its chill vibes etc so its staying in.

LIKE A ROCKSTAR is another amazing song. SEE I DONT SNIFF LINES BUT MY FRIENDS DO!!!!!!!! 10 GIRLS LINED UP FOR THE MENS ROOM AND IF YOU DONT GET HIGH DONT PRETEND TOO ITS KINDA SAD DUUDEE. I think although i love this song its also probably one of their worst ones LMAO mitchells voice is so fucking grating sometimes which is sooo much more evident in a song to come up later.

DEVILISH is like mid but good. You dont wanna see no demons in your fucking house!!!!! so true .

GREENGREENGREEN has been my top song for the last 3 years ive listened to it 487 times. vibes on vibes on vibes i love this song. Incomprehensible lyrics LMAOO

"It's green where the grass grows
Let the cash flow
You can keep your head high, keep that ass low
Let the meds talk then I know their head's off
done popped too many pills, made my dick soft"

also theres this one lyric where he says Im a Flag at TSA and the first time i listened to this song i thought he said im a faggot i was like HWHAT.

LUST is really nice too...i dont even wanna fuck i just like you :) <3 sax solo...vibes vibes...

im getting so lazy with the song ratings/categories SORRY EVERYONE.

Overall rating: 9/10

PHASES - 2019

wow they were really in their capslock era for song titles in 2019 and onwards hey also this is the slackest ive been with songs so far please forgive me.

ANGELS is nice :)))) calling on my angelllsssss. *NOTE: Since drafting this post ive been listening to this song and album a lot more and this is in my top 10 sorry bout it. its so niceee i love this song*

PHASES is also nice i feel like this album is giving a lot more chill songs....perfect night drive songs tbh like theyre just nice to listen too..a love a little saxophone moment as we all know <333

LOVE IS (NOT) EASY is giving organ its giving lofi... love isnt easy its harrrrdddd *woowouwoh noise* </33333

HER is like a prime example of a song they just keep releasing with the same themes like how many times can they talk about a girl with daddy issues and being a slut like cmon guys lets think a bit harder. OHHHHHH SHE SAID WE CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR CARRRR.

HEAVEN AND BACK might be my fave song from this album its like funky little vibes are so fun its like one of their first like Upbeat songs LOL even tho its about overdosing

ok i lied STUCKINMYBRAIN is also one of my faves.. tell me if you love me if you dont then cut me loose cuz im stuck in my brain again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also go crazy at the I MIGHT JUMP OFF A BUILDING line um hehe. this song is also giving mitchell grating voice but its not even the worst to come.

TOO LATE is my favourite never mind. HAD YOUR GIRLFRIEND AT MY HOUSE FOR TWO DAYS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS THE REASON SHE STAYYEDDDD WITH ME . BANGERRRRR of this album this is the best song maybe cuz its the one that makes me the most hyped up LMAO.

okay once again i lied but i think my CURRENT fave from this album is I NEVER EXISTED. really good.

Overall rating: 8/10 I feel like because I didnt listen to this when it first came out I don't have so many specific experiences with listening to it until like recently so im not like AS obsessed with it as the other albums. except for too late obviously.

BEAUTY IN DEATH - 2021

Okay this album is huge theres so many songs i like

PARANOID. GOOD SONG. this is a whiny ass vocal song tho LMAO

favourite lyric: Yeah i dont deal with situations Liighthtllyyyy. 

PLEASEXANNY okay this song is BAD LMFAOOO but its good to make fun of and sing in his really annoying voice which is the same reaction i have to

OUT THE ROOF which i think is THE worst chase atlantic song without a doubt. Michells voice is so fucking ANNOYINGGG this is the song i mentioned before. absolutely horrible but very funny to say I got fifty rackies in his voice.

SLIDE this song makes me like sad but i love it. love the reference to nangs in the first like 2 lines. SLIDEEEE I can see the pain in your eyes i dont wanna sayayyayyyy that im god but ill take you to heaven if you die !!!! another sax solo <3

BEAUTY IN DEATH this song is like also bad i kinda skip it all the time but its like one of their only other upbeat songs LMAO actually now that im listening to it in full the second half of the song is really good :) 

 PLEASE STAND BY ok confession i listened to this song once when this album came out and now listening to it its kinda good it can stay. Please stand by i love it when my bitches get high.

MOLLY this song is like a love letter to drugs (as is most of their songs tbh) its ok :)

CALL ME BACK im so lonely...youre the only one who knows me :( <3 another chill song

I THINK IM LOST AGAIN This is another recent faveeeeee Im so sick and tired of being sick and tired like bitch same !

EMPTY how many times can i keep saying a song is good :) but it is. 

Overall rating: 8/10 :) I really like this album i bought it on vinyl but now i wish i got the DELUXE VERSIONNNNN


OH MAMI - 2021

this song changed the fucking trajectory of my LIFE CUNTTT. I found that snippet on youtube and went off my rocker for like months before they released it. Like their vocals are so bad but it gets me so fucking HYPEEEEEE.  CALL MARIA LETS GET DRUNK I HAVENT BEEN OUT FOR A MONTHHHHH . another favourite lyric of mine in this song is OH OH MY. I DONT WANNA TAKE THIS CALL IM TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I  will also mention the remix to this song they release with Maggie Lindemann its like okay jkgfkdjgh im pretty sure they only got her to feature it because she duetted the snippet on tiktok with her own verse which is like fine. sorry women. this song is not on the playlist LOL.

Overall rating: 8/10

BEAUTY IN DEATH (DELUXE EDITION) - 2022

THIS HAS MY FAVOURITE NEW CHASE ATLANTIC SONGS FOR REAL hit after hit after hit its fucking crazy.

STRANGER THINGS is my favourite its nutssss i love when its the second chorus and they go slightly higher in pitch it makes me absolutely feral.

okay and i say that but CHXSE IS SO FUCKING GOOD the bass (?) umm strum thing in the back makes my dick so hard i think if i saw this live i would just nut everywhere. NO I DONT TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTEED CUZ LIFE IS NEVER GUARANTEEEEEED. I LIVE FOR THE CHASE I LIVE FOR THE DRUGS I LIVE FOR THE MONEY I LIVE FOR THE FAMEEEE....!!!!!!!!!!! I could seriously tweet this whole song every day for the rest of my life. and his voice is so whiny in a good way this time though.

ESCORT is another daddy issues slut song like i swear they have like at least 2 of these per album like get some new material damn. Also this song is incomprehensible even with my CA PHD it took me like 5 listens to understand what the hell he was saying. but its good.

COLD NIGHTS is also really good too one of my faves for sureee... cold nights.callling. youuuouououuu

Overall rating: 10/10

SPECIAL MENTION

Goosebumps remix SLAYS SO HARDDDD . Popping a pill with my left hand got my ight hand on your girly. how many times do i have to say Rafe Cameron about a chase atlantic song. Its litearllyyyyyy so good cunt.

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my god im fucking done This has literally taken me like 3-4 hours GOD DAMN. Okay so according to all this my favourite albums are Part One, Part Two, DON'T TRY THIS, BEAUTY IN DEATH (DELUXE). Those are my recommendations but here is my TOP 10 SONGS in no order of Favouritsm just vibes.

1. Slow Down
   
2. Into It
3. Right Here
   
4. Church
   
5. Swim
   
6. WHAT YOU CALL THAT
7. GREENGREENGREEN
   
8. ANGELS <3
   
9. STRANGER THINGS
   
10. CHXSE

I wonder what the ranking will be when they release new shit eventually probably like next year but THANK YOU if you read this far or if you listened to the playlist. Even if u only listen to the top 10 i love you and will kiss you on the mouth.
Bye this is LITERALLY 2.8K WORDS WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEE . im also not adding in emojis they can just stay as brackets idgaf anymore.